31 Dungeons and Dragons Memes for Brave Adventurers Looking for a Quick XP Boost

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    The owner of the most successful bank chain in the kingdom watching dragon hunters run around the wilderness in search of an Ancient dragon that went missing a few centuries ago.
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    Walking home from my D&D game I spotted a loose stone on the sidewalk. I checked it for traps, found none. So I stepped on it because, it, that's what my character would do. No spikes or arrows shot out, no secret door opened, there wasn't even a secret key or note under it. Hopefully it will reset by next week's game.
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    New Ranger player: I only have 5 arrows left in my quiver. New Wizard player: I'm almost out of bat guano and powdered silver. DM: Imgflip.com "We don't do that here"
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    colonelfind-it May 1, 2018 Follow a dnd party of made up entirely of orc bards colonelfind-it May 1, 2018 an orchestra NO fourletterepithet
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    DnD players when their hobby about pretending to be fictional characters attracts theater kids @pontiaxv2 Imgflip.com
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    thedeliaishere Follow 1h ago DnD 5e is actually so good though you can change anything you want. My friends and I have a fun homebrew rule where we don't actually use maps or dice or minis or pen and paper at all, we go out on the sidewalk and use chalk to draw squares with numbers in them and we take turns hopping through them one foot at a time 1,136 notes D [7 3
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    ⑤ anonymous asked: what is the difference between a witch and a wizard evilwizard 3d ago wizards are mathematicians and physicists. witches are chemists and biologists evilwizard 3d ago warlocks, sadly, are business majors 6,296 notes 17
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    Clinton J. Boomer @thatboomerkid.bsky.social Cleric: Oh, lord... why're you idiots in time-out NOW? Bard: Publicizing a fake rapture. Wizard: Faking a rapture. Rogue: Selling various rapture- insurances & memorabilia. Cleric: Cleric: Please just tell me you've all learned an important lesson. Barbarian: (wearing rapture-proof pants) NEVER.
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    I figured out you can make Dungeon & Dragon character names by switching the first sounds of two-word food items: Weef Bellington Vili Cherde Secan Pandies Dot Hog Tench Froast Pabenero Hepper Oalmata Kalive
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    Me trying (failing) to justify to my DM using "Shocking Grasp" to stabilize our tank.
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    You must only speak the truth into this horn! Werewolfs can't hurt each other since their claws are neither magic nor silver. imgflip.com
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    NO. It's RAW. You have to let me do it. PROBLEM PLAYER DM ABSOLUTELY NOT. PLAYER WHO ACTUALLY KNOWS THE RULES
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    These are the burnt lungs of a bandit after the DM allowed me to cast Heat Metal on an open pouch of powdered silver that I threw in its face. The DM who's going to let an enemy use it later in the campaign. made with mematic
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    one of my players creates a beastmaster to add tension i attack and down their companion they are now more concerned with their companions safety they leave their companion at home because questing is dangerous
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    Players: *Fiercely arguing over whether Dragonborns have humanoid or reptilian reproductive system* The Dragonborn NPC, standing right next to them:
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    When you bring the wrong figurine to DnD. Th
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    What the player who asked for "guns in in the campaign" wanted The medieval guns the DM put in the campaign: imaflip.comdi?
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    Mathota @mathota.bsky.social NEW IMMORTAL DISPOSAL TECHNIQUE: Flesh to stone Stone to mud Purify food and drink Drink the water
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    Rhim LONER PC Rhines Rhinos 9 Chin SORRY, I DON'T WORK WELL WITH OTHERS BECAUSE OF MY TRAGIC BACKSTORY THE PARTY THIS IS DND, EVERYONE HERE HAS A TRAGIC BACKSTORY! imgflip.com
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    ME: OH NICE, A NEW RULEBOOK RULEBOOK INTRO: YOU KNOW WHAT THE PROBLEM IS WITH MODERN GAMING? WOKENESS. ME: Imgflip.com
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    ME, A SMALLER THAN AVERAGE MAN imgflip.com MY PC, A 6'3 215 POUND WOMAN
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    Hey girl, I couldn't help but notice that you are trying to steal my mug. She was really into So can I say you are.... Mugging me? 000 that, I'm telling you. Valeros, she broke your leg, your arm and stole your mug.
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    AN ILLUSTRATED GUIDE TO THE DEVELOPMENT OF THE FOOT SPIKE OVER THE LAST 2000 YEARS ROMAN, WESTPHALIA, CA. 150 AD. FRANCE, BURGUNDY 12. CENTURY. RUSSIA, THE WESTERN FRONT, 1915 DANMARK, LIVINGROOM FLOOR, 1932 GERMANY, EASTERN FRONT, 1943 AMERICA, VIETNAM. 1960 Lake Geneva, Wisconsin 1974
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    Months of prep, research, and world building Me the Gamemaster RUN DMG! My Players finding an NPC named Phil McCracken and making him the focus of all their adventures
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    Are there any classes you're struggling with? The Druid.
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    onehobgoblin The thing about healing potions is that people often draw greater versions as being a bigger bottle. But this would be a scam, because all this does is have MORE potion in a single bottle, instead of it being a STRONGER potion. And oftentimes a higher level healing potion is way more expensive than multiple low level ones. Also, this would make it heavier to carry and take more time to drink (something you don't want in a fight where you need healing). This is why I propose that gre
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    THE TWO FRONTLINE PCS wwwww "WE'LL PROTECT THE REST OF THE PARTY" imgflip.com (THEY HAVE 5 AND 2 HP RESPECTIVELY)
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    WHEN THE PARTY GETS ARRESTED AND HAS ALL THEIR EQUIPMENT TAKEN BUT ONE PLAYER IS A MONK Janes THE NAKED MAN FEARS NO PICKPOCKET Pont
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    imgflip.com The Ghost King requires a display of great sorrow to appease him purposely stab myself out of "grief" I roll the first Traumatic (Critical) Hit of the campaign and go to 0 HP I roll the first Traumatic (Critical) Hit of the campaign and go to 0 HP
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    imgflip.com White dragons are the dumbest of Chromatic Dragons It's a Polar Bear with wings
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    Orcs being evil in D&D for over 40 years D&D 2024 Brother in Gruumsh, there is another way

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